Monday, December 14, 2009

not me! monday

it's monday... happy not me!

this week i have NOT abstained from peeking in my Christmas present(s). i do NOT want to peek so badly. and i just might NOT peek before Christmas gets here. but in other news, ben and my MIL were conspiring on the phone and searching the internet for something for me. and when they couldn't find it, i did NOT hear them say that they'd have to wait until next year. ahh! this past week has been hard enough not knowing what my presents were. how could i wait a whole year?! but last night? i figured out what it was!! i was looking for something on ebay and halfway down the page it had pictures of items recently looked at. aha!! when i asked ben about it he did NOT deny it and pretend he didn't know what i was talking about. after much interrogation he finally admitted it. ahh... sweet victory. and now i don't have to be in suspense for a year!

so if you thought the phlegm flying onto my leg was gross last week, stop reading. (don't say i didn't warn you.) as the week progressed, so did my cold. my head was so stuffy and my nose was so plugged, that one morning in the shower i did NOT blow my nose into my bare hands. nope. i definitely did NOT do that. instead i decided that not being able to breathe was better than doing something that nasty. only a man would blow green gobs of mucus into their hands, right?!

i did NOT rinse and repeat the next day. (read: i blew my nose into my hands the next morning too.)

i did NOT finish designing our Christmas cards/pictures online last week, but have yet to order them. the way i'm going, i am NOT thinking that they might end up being new year's cards...

happy monday!!


Alicia said...

too funny! I have "never" done that in the shower either!

Mary @ Giving Up On Perfect said...

Erin!!! I'm going to have to start reading your posts like I watch NCIS - through my fingers, so I miss the gross stuff! :) I'm kidding. I REALLY hope you're feeling better!!!

Ace said...

I'm sure we've all done something like that before. That doesn't stop me from wanting to gag right now though just thinking about it!