not me! monday

it's monday and mckmama's back for not me!! hop on over to her blog for some theraputic reading or to play along. of course, you know, after you read this post!



if you're friends with me on facebook, you may already know this story. samantha likes to play farmville on ben's facebook, and one day while playing it, she did NOT ask me, "mom, what does e-m-a-i-l mean?"

me: "why honey?"

sam: "because i'm signing up for facebook!"

me: "ummm.... no you're not!!! you're too young to sign up for facebook."

sam: "no i'm not too young. see..?!" as she's pointing to the sign-up page.

me: "no, you can't sign up honey.'

i did NOT think that was that, and go about my business, when a couple minutes later she did NOT ask, "mom, what year do i put in?"

me: "SAMANTHA YOU MAY NOT SIGN UP FOR FACEBOOK!!!!"

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this week ben did NOT open a wii game (that we got for samantha for christmas) to try it out to see if it would be a good game to get for some other family members. he did NOT end up showing it to samantha and letting her play with it just so that he could keep playing it also. oh well, right?! so then a couple days later he did NOT do that with yet another game that we had gotten for her. and in the days since then, he has NOT played those games more than she has... ok, i admit it, i have NOT been playing them more than her either!

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and not to leave ryry out, the other night i did NOT try to bribe him to give me a goodnight kiss in exchange for his binkie and chewy (his lovey). he did NOT refuse my offer. so therefore he did NOT have to go to sleep without said binkie and chewy.

when i tried that trick again last night, he did NOT cry and cry "BIIINNNNKKKKKIIIIIEEEEE" for about 15 minutes. and when i finally gave in and let him have it, he did NOT tearfully say "thaaaaaank yooooou." ahhh. it did NOT melt my heart. and speaking of the little peanut, he did NOT have some hard-working guardian angels this week...

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what have you NOT done lately?! happy monday!