Monday, October 19, 2009

not me! monday

monday monday! it seems that i have done 400 loads of laundry this week. so now it's time to air the [not so] dirty laundry...

on saturday, ryan did NOT somehow change the snooze on my radio alarm clock from 10 minutes to 1 minute. so yesterday morning when the alarm went off and the radio came on, i hit snooze and rolled over. and then it came on again playing the same song. i hit snooze. and again, the alarm went off still playing the same song. in my tired state of mind i did NOT wonder why in the world the radio station kept playing the same song over and over again, and then did NOT feel stupid when i realized what had happened. i did NOT then turn off my alarm clock and go back to sleep!

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remember that 47+ pounds of candy that we ben bought last november? well we do NOT still have about 4 unopened bags of it. and ben certainly did NOT suggest passing it out to the trick-or-treaters this halloween. after i vetoed that idea, i did NOT consider opening a couple of the packages to see if it tasted okay to hand out to the kids...

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i have NOT been busy cleaning my house for the arrival of my parents and my three nieces later today. samantha has NOT been begging me to have the house clean so that she can impress them. i may NOT take a video of my clean house as proof. because this (a clean house) does NOT happen only about 2 times a year!

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remember how i checked the mail in vain last monday? well my mail lady did NOT do the same thing! i did NOT laugh (and feel so much better) when she told me that last tuesday!

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samantha has NOT started writing in a notebook-turned-diary recently, and last night she did NOT tell me i could look at it. she does NOT have the pages numbered like she's having a spelling test at school. and this is what i did NOT read:

1. I;m fablus. [yes, she used a semicolon instead of an apostrophe. and don't you love how she spelled fabulous?!]

2. God loves me.

3. I love you.

4. I have a boyfrend.

i did NOT gasp when i read #4. it is NOT our neighbor boy! and she has NOT told him that she loves him already.... we are NOT in trouble!!!

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i did NOT cook a real dinner for my husband 3 times this week.

'nuf said.

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happy not me! monday!!


Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Sheesh! 3 times for dinner!? We need to talk gf! Oh, and I love that Samantha has a boyfriend! How adorable is that??
Alarm clocks belong in a dark cave in the bottom of the ocean.

Ace said...

Save the stale candy for the naughty kids that come trick-or-treating!

Sonya said...

wow a real dinner three times! You better watch out he may get used to that and start expecting it!!! That is hilarious about the alarm clock thing. Mine goes off every three minutes and drives me nuts but there is no way to change it. CHEAP alarm clock!!! That is cute about Samantha, but yes I think you are in trouble.

Ashley @ {Let Go, Laughing} said...

um you mean the neighbor boy who peed on your front porch? that is trouble!!

i laughed out loud when you said you kept wondering why the radio was playing the same song over and over! hahaha

happy monday!

A day in the Life... said...

LOL I always tease Baylee that the neighbour boy is her boyfriend. I would die though if she actually said he was!

Heather said...

about the video of the clean house... yeah, it might only happen 2 times a year AND with mom, dad, and the girls there, it's gonna get messy anyway! :)

candy... like the kids would even know! hilarious!

real dinners... great job!

alarm clock... at least you didn't seriously sprain your ankle turning it off. or did you? :)

Mary @ Giving Up On Perfect said...

Cooking AND cleaning? Who ARE you? :)