Monday, October 12, 2009

not me! monday

happy not me! monday. not only can we admit our imperfections without guilt, but this month there's also a chance to WIN! check out mckmama's blog to play along or for some hillarious reading material!

this week...

i did NOT take ryan to scary target the night before his EEG. i did NOT buy him $50 worth of toys to play with. and i certainly did NOT make him leave them in the boxes so that we can take them back...!

i did NOT clean the majority of my house on thursday (and it looked great!!), just to have my husband bring stuff home from the auction on friday. there is NOT a little path through my living room again.

in an effort to get out the door to make to church in time, i did NOT totally dump half of my mug of chai on my pop tart. and because breakfast is the most important meal of the day, i did NOT still eat it. and although i would never recommend a soggy pop tart, i am NOT trying to figure out how to make chai flavored pop tarts. because YUMM!!!

today i did NOT check the mail about four times and was NOT surprised to find nothing. on my fifth attempt to check the mail i did NOT remember that it is a holiday today. my retired mailman father is NOT laughing as he is reading this!!

i did NOT almost forget to call about ryan's EEG results today. the nurse told me that dr. h wasn't in today, so if she didn't call me this afternoon that she'd call me next week. hmmm.. (i wonder if she thinks it's friday?!) so our results are NOT that we have to wait for the results! i'll let you know when and what i find out!

ryan did NOT accidentally hit the enter button and post this before i was done. i am NOT scrambling to fix it before any of you see it!

happy columbus day monday!


Heather said...

Ryry, you're just a trouble maker, aren't you? Hitting the post button before Mommy is ready! What a nut!

Erin, just think of the path you would NOT have had if you hadn't already cleaned up some of the stuff. You'd just have a mountain! :)

Mary @ Giving Up On Perfect said...

Oh, Ben. I feel your pain, Erin. I cleaned the house last week - only to have Mark (help me) trash it. Okay, so he's not the only one to blame. But still - why can't chores like cleaning and laundry STAY DONE?

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Leave it to the men to mess up a clean house! Tai Chi poptart? Hmm, I'd try it.
Can't wait to hear about Ryan!

Sonya said...

I love trying to type with little hands getting too close to the keyboard. Makes for very interesting outcome!

Ashley @ {Let Go, Laughing} said...

when i got home from work today, i checked the mail and there was nothing...i just assumed we didn't have any mail today. it took this post to remind me of why we really didn't have any mail today... haha!

Nicole said...

I forgot about the mail too! stinking holidays!