this is what i did not do!
i could probably drive to my favorite restaurant blindfolded, so it was not me who totally missed the turn (and then realized it a couple blocks later) because i was so into the cd i was listening to. nope, not me. i'm always alert when i drive!
i could probably drive to my favorite restaurant blindfolded, so it was not me who totally missed the turn (and then realized it a couple blocks later) because i was so into the cd i was listening to. nope, not me. i'm always alert when i drive!
i did not digitally tweeze my overgrown, need-to-be-plucked eyebrows before posting a picture of me just in case anyone zoomed in on the picture. nope, i didn't need to take 15 minutes to do that because i am an always well groomed stay at home mom.
remember how my husband LOVES candy? well it certainly wasn't this wife who got rid of 25+ pounds of candy. and it wasn't my candy-crazed husband that said it was okay! hallelujah!
i would never wonder what ryan would look like as a girl, so i certainly was not the one who put his hair in a shampoo ponytail just to see. i did not think he was so cute.
the next morning i did not finally give ryan a haircut. he did not totally hate it, and ben did not have to hold his head down the entire time. but he does not look waaaayyyyyyy better!
what have you not done this week?
4 comments:
so did you put the candy out by the dumpster so another candy-crazed soul could get tooth decay? and i love ryan's new look...although i hate to admit the pony was adorable!
wv: inglytho
do you speak inglytho do you speak spanish?
funny stuff - send the candy over here! :) gotta love cutting the little guy's hair! My MIL always protests when I cut my guy's hair - she likes it longer.
I get impatient with dealing with it and buzz it off about every two weeks or so. :)
YES!!!! i LOVE that wv! lol
some of the candy got put in a target bag to go to ben's car. 16 pounds went to the nephews and niece, and there's a few bags left upstairs!
i love ryan's new look too. it would get so matted in the back and i couldn't comb through it the other day because he put his food-laden hands in his hair. yuck.
LOVE the shampoo ponytail - so cute!
I {have never} missed a turn while driving just because of a great CD in my car! ha!
Great Not Me's!!
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