not me! monday

inspired by the original not me mama!

here's what i did not do this past week

i did NOT bribe my daughter with ice cream to make her stop crying at sparks.

i did NOT let ryan eat his snack off of the living room floor since i knew it hadn't been vacuumed for about 2 weeks.

i did NOT watch 5 episodes of "i love lucy" with samantha instead of doing school for two consecutive days. nope, not me. i'm super duper stay on track homeschool mom.

i did NOT screen any of my calls or hang up right after picking up the phone just so i didn't have to hear it ring and ring. nope. not me... that would just be rude.

i did NOT put an almost full juice box (that samantha left out for hours) back in the fridge hoping that it hadn't already started fermenting.

i did NOT intentionally not wash some of ben's clothes to teach him to put them in the hamper. nope. not this wife who doesn't get annoyed picking up the dirty clothes lying on the floor right next to the hamper.

and...

i will NOT read everyone else's not me! monday posts today instead of doing laundry and dishes, vacuuming, and cleaning up the mess in the living room.