Monday, June 15, 2009

not me! monday

where did last week go?! it's already time for not me! monday again! this blog carnival was created by mckmama. you can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

this past weekend we finally got to spend some time together as a family, part of that being at trip to the zoo for the annual member picnic. and while we were watching the hippos, an older lady did NOT ask us "are hippos mean or are they really friendly? like would they be nice to you if you walked up to them?" i did NOT want to tell her to try it and see... (fyi: more humans are killed by hippos than crocs in africa. and no, i really do not want little old ladies to get killed by hippos.)

and speaking of the zoo, while we were eating our dinner at one of the concessions, a zoo custodian did NOT come by our table and sweep--then pause--and then sweep again for what seemed like forever. ben and i did NOT give each other a look of concern because we both did NOT think he was spying on us. and i was NOT trying to see if there was a camera or microphone up his sleeve, especially since he was wearing a long sleeved shirt on a very hot day. that's a little suspicious, no? after he finally walked away ben and i did NOT come to the conclusion that he was in fact just sweeping and that we have definitely been watching WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY too many private invesigator shows (read: simon and simon).

after my week of eating out entirely too much, i am NOT back on my eat-healthy-at-home kick. so it definitely was NOT me, who in a moment day of weakness ate two chocolate chip cookies at lunch and a brownie at dinner. but if that could have possibly been me? well, i would NOT have enjoyed it!

ben had the day off today so we went shopping together. and while we were walking around the store he was NOT slightly making fun of two people who may have been a bit larger than us. and when we got back to the car and i told him how mean he was being he did NOT look at me and say, "give me a break--at least i haven't said anything about you yet." he is NOT in big trouble for that remark!

and now i need to wrap this up. because as i sit here typing this, my house does NOT look worse than it did last monday when i posted these pictures!

happy monday!


Paging Doctor Mommy said...

My husband would have gotten a swift smack to the back of his head if he dared make a comment about me like that! Good for you for not throwing him out of the car and leaving him stranded in the parking lot!

Mary @ Giving Up On Perfect said...

I'm confused you DO or DO NOT want to see little old ladies killed by vicious hippos? :)

A day in the Life... said...

lol.. I don't even know where to start with this one ;)

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Happy Monday to you too! I am *slightly* the paranoid type as well, and would've totally thought he was spying on me!

Ace said...

Stop by for a surprise today!

Ashley said...

Greg NEVER makes jokes about people of all shapes and sizes as we walk around the mall or at airports.

I totally woulda thought that guy was spying on me. Very strange!